future call center agent
Nung friday, nasa bahay kami nila kaykay para i-shoot yung project ko. Syempre, dun kami nag-lunch. At kasama naming kumain sa table ang kapatid ni kaykay na si banban. Gusto kong i-share ang naging palitan ng maanghang salita nina banban at ng kaibigan kong si ey-ey.
Ey-ey (19 years old, nursing student, lalaki) VS Banban (4 years old, di pa nag-aaral, babae)
Ey-ey: How are you banban?
Banban: I'm fine. Thank you. What about you?
Ey-ey: I'm fine too. How old are you?
Banban: I'm four.
Ey-ey: Can you speak in tagalog?
Banban: No
Ey-ey: Why?
Banban: *dedma*
Ey-ey: Are you filipina?
Banban: No, i'm not!
Ey-ey: What is your surname?
Banban: Docallos (islang ang pagbigkas niya ng apelyido niya)
Ey-ey: Your surname is pinoy na pinoy, so how come you're not a filipina?
Banban: *dedma ulet*
Ey-ey: Banban, are you filipina?
Banban: No, i'm not. I'm Mary Ann Bunny "banban" R. Docallos (binigkas niya yan ng direretso
at syempre may kung di ko maintindihan na accent)
Ey-ey: What??
Banban: I'm Mary Ann Bunny "banban" R. Docallos.
Ey-ey: *mimicking banban* Mary Ann Bunny "banban" R. Docallos
Banban: I'm angry with you. You know, i'm so very sick. I need my medicine.
Ey-ey: Then go, take your medicine.
Banban: I'm not yet done. I'm still drinking my milo. (pronounced as may-low)
Ey-ey: That's not may-low. That's mee-lo.
Banban: I'm tired (pronounced as ta-yerd) of talking to you. I'm mad at you. I'm so so very sick.
Nagwalk-out na si banban.
Ey-ey: Bitch!
Narinig ni banban at bumalik sa dining area at umakmang susuntukin niya si ey-ey.
Banban: It's my house!
Sabay talikod at pasok sa kanyang kwarto.
Hanggang sa bago matulog si banban, inaasar pa rin siya ni ey-ey. Buti nga at hindi talaga sinuntok ni banban si ey-ey. Riot yun pag nagkataon. Si ey-ey pa, baka patulan niya yung batang yun.
Amaze na amaze talaga kaming lahat kay banban. Siya lang naman ang todo ingles sa bahay na yun. Bunso kasi siya at siya na lang daw yung na-train ng ganun ng mommy nila. At saka, buong araw daw yung nakatutok sa nickoledeon. Kabisado na nga daw niya ang mga linya nila dora. Iba na talaga ang mga kabataan ngayon!
4 Comments:
Hahaha! Naalala ko tuloy! can't stOp Laughing! hahaha! I Agree.. she can be a Future call Center Agent pero bigyan naman natin ng magandang future ang Bata! Ok?! hahaha! NicE!
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yun yun eh. mga bunso talaga!
naku.. paghahandaan ko na rin ang pag-uwi ng pamangkin kong briton.. baka gustuhin nya rin maging call center agent,.. patay...
alin pala ang totoo mong blog? ito o yung sa wordpress?ililink ko din ba yun?
That is what I'm also thinking Joice. Maybe the kid also wants to be a call center agent someday. I can't help laughing when I'm reading these conversation. By the way, really had fun reading your post. I hope to read more of this soon. Good luck and more power.
Danielle
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